I interned at a place w butterflies and had to tell a mom to please stop offering the “snacks” on the pedestals to her kids and we had to give a speech to all the ppl who entered which I added lines to daily. Including the infamous “butterflies like fruit that’s a little older than what we eat, so the fruit is just for them! Please don’t eat it!” And “please please please please please don’t come in here if you’re afraid of butterflies.” It was the closest thing to hell I’ve ever experienced
*going to a butterfly farm* there better not be any fuckin butterflies in here
*going to a butterfly farm* this will surely take my mind off the life-ruining curse that a witch placed upon me that forces me to eat any fruit i see no matter what
HELLO?
Tumblr ads are better than tumblr posts
*starts chugging pepto bismol to make my meat huge*
Finding a new favorite fictional character is like, will you be temporary or will you become a permanent part of my personality for the next 10 years?
[ID: An animation of dark, heavy clouds rolling over a grassy field. The grass and flowers sway in the strong wind. End ID)
at the start of every month everyone reblogs some insane poetry that’s like “august has arrived and again I swallow my bones in the burning sun” and every time I’m like damn that makes no sense. but kind of true.
i am never talking to a cishet person again. did you know some of these people believe that watching porn is cheating
queers are out here having five dimensional sex and cishets are living in the stone age...... we have to enlighten them......
#I know a guy whose ex made him stop masturbating cause she said it counted as cheating
